I just came home from a glamorous lunch at a very glamorous restaurant with equally glamorous people from a glamorous (genuinely) INTERNATIONAL brand.
After talking about the entire luxury business over lunch plus using my horrifying French at a post-lunch-new-baby-social call (complete with cadeau pour les enfant de Jacadi)---
I ALMOST THREW UP LAUGHING....I SNORTED, I COUGHED and I CHOKED until my maid started screaming with fear that I was dying......
When I saw an entry on 'international' designer Boyet Fajardo on http://www.chuvaness.com/.....%20(read it and weep! hahaha!!)
Inter-na---wut!!??? OH MY GAS!!! MY stomach is now FULL OF GAS!!!! I think my heart is gonna stop!!!!
In it, the 'international' cotourier (on Friendster)/designer's spokesman issued an apology saying Boyet Fajardo's unspeakable behaviour towards the staff at Duty Free was a 'creative outburst...'
CREATIVE OUTBURST!!??? What was so creative about shopping at Duty Free that necessitated an outburst?? Deciding on whether to buy Johnnie Walker Black or Red? Or Toblerone milk, dark or white??? Large or small Kisses?
Creative outburst!!! Jesus H Christ!!! When JHC was giving out creativity I really think Boyet was too-Fajardo to even get a drop!!! Creative outburst!! This blog has more creative outburst than a zipper from his line!!!
I did have an outburst, though. An outburst of laughter. AND I literally burst out of my Chloe paperbag linen trousers and had to get into an old Isabel Marant pair!!!
Then it gets funnier...The piece goes on to say that he is an international Filipino designer who sells to Switzerland (where the population is at an all time high of 1o0 and the age demographic is between 65 and death) and United Arab Emirates (the perfect market for a Boyet Fajardo creation where you can hide fashion don'ts under a black bedsheet )
I am so speechless and my eyesight is blinded by tears in my eyes from laughing that I can't even type!! I'm drowning in the glass of water I just drank. Shouldn't have done that if I had known what I was gonna read!!
THEN it gets EVEN funnier: "He said the online petitioners should consider Fajardo's rising international status before pursuing the boycott."
Rising from what?? The ashes like a phoenix or from an oversized clam like Venus??
What is it about 'international' that I am not understanding???
HOOKAY--Hookay-hahaha---I should not have said I wish Boyet Fajardo goes out of business because in fact, he shows so much promise for another type of business....
I think Mr Fajardo and his spokesman should consider a job in stand-up comedy because I'm still laughing and my new Colossal Volume mascara is running....(like the way people are from his clothes!!!)
Oh My GAWD!! My lipstick is smeared (like Boyet Fajardo's reputation) and now I look like a clown (Mr Fajardo's next career)!!!
Boyet, babeh...You make me more than smile!! I'm fuckin' laughing my eyes out and already they are TINY!! I've got nuttin' left!!!