Sunday, December 21, 2008

DRUGS AND VIOLENCE


Kids, the patola vine who is still diguised as a gay intern in an elf costume has been working over time at the ER (In fact, not one but TWO hospitals. Calling Dr. House and Dr. Arnie Klein!)
Grabe pala the work load kung intern....at grabe rin ang chismis!!
So waddaya ya wanna read first---the drugs or the violence?
Maybe let's do drugs first because it is connected to my previous story on Hayden Kho and Vicky Belo which once again, yup, boys and gheys, you read it here first before it came out in www.pep.ph (look for it--it's all in Tagalog and very long). They only posted today at noon while thanks to the impish patola vine, I knew this two days ago but posted yesterday before 8PM French time simply because I thought it was unimportant...Like--do I even care who these people are? Does my face need help? (yes!) I guess now I should pay attention!!
OKAY--let's get into the drugs first and pep.ph, no copying, okay??!! Get your own moles! I'm in France and you are in the Philippines so how come I get my stories first? And it's snowing, the planes are delayed, so no way can the patola vine get here except by flying carpet!
So as the patola vine was saying, H--K-- has been in prison (ay---hospital pala) for about a week for a suicide attempt due to positive overdose of cocaine, marijuana, shabu and 30 sleeping pills. My, my...when he gets out he better think of changing careers and becoming a dealer. Now I know why my suicide attempt using baby aspirin did not work! You need a LOT of drugs pala to REALLY DIE!!
The good news is, Vicky Belo came to visit him this week---how sweet! Makes your rubber heart really melt.....AND the nurses love him! That's even sweeter! Bring out the oxygen masks!!
Now let's get to the unspeakably fuggly affair at the East Avenue Medical Center involving two doctors, an ex-c0n turned doctor (you don't want HIM treating you!) and a broken arm....tsk tsk...Brian Grazer, are you listening....
The Patola Vine (yes, he is everywhere--next he'll be at the morgue!) reports that a female doctor, let's call her Dr. Chin-chiminey incited her ex-con doctor boyfriend (this is the guy you don't want treating you) to break the arm of a surgeon and chief resident (this is the guy who should be treating you but he's hurt!).
This guy ain't no traditional Chinese medicine bone setter, okay?
He a thug!
Why all this violence at a Kriz-muss party pa! Jealousy, perhaps?
A surgeon needs his hands and arms but if he can use his feet to operate they would have given him a bad pedicure!
Anyway, the thug-doctor DID NOT manage to break the surgeon's arm but it's now on a sling, poor thing!
(So if you go to East Avenue Medical Center and see a doctor with a sling---it's him! Da victim! Go say HI!)
It's bad enough to have an ex-con poking you and prescribing pills but Dr. Chin-chiminey has done worse. An opthalmologist by profession, she has been known to blind people over the course of her medical career because she thinks 'they are just charity patients....'
Ah, ganoon, ha? She ain't gettin' near my new prescription Alain Miklis....
Maybe she hasn't heard that charity begins at home then she should blind her family first! Her dad is an architect. Maybe you also might not want him near your house!

8 comments:

Oriellini said...

Now i get it!!!At first,i don't know who the fuck is HK(as if i care if i knew him)and who the hell is VB?(she's doctor witch pala).Hayyy!!!life in high-society kaloka!

Twilight Zone said...

teka anu ba maganda pwede itawag sa mga doktor(doktor nga ba talaga?baka naman doktor doktoran lang?)na at the same time e syowbiz din?

...e di Dra.Belo at Dr.Hayden.

jade worldwide said...

first of all, kung dok si H..K...as the gossip goes, he should know the best way to commit suicide..hmmp (sorry, the cynical in me rears its head)...

merry cheese-mas and a recession-free new year...

jade worldwide said...

and go easy on the foie gras...aaay- vegetarian ka nga pala...

chichappensfan said...

You're right. Doctors know the best way to commit suicide. It could be that it's just an attention-seeking , sympathy-generating ploy or he just needs to review his pharmacology cause from the looks of it; he hasn't studied hard enough to make his "suicide" work.

perfidalimpin said...

Hayden Kho's very public apology (which was broadcast to all four corners of the earth via GMA's much-watched "24Oras") to his ex Vicki Belo was supremely T-A-C-K-Y, not to mention stupid (and I'm not gonna spell that out as it's beyond my two syllable limit), complete with "Amor, I love you. L-O-V-E..." It's probably the after-effects of his uppers plus downers cocktail but given the chance, he would have also wanted to say: "Vic, I'm addicted to F-A-M-E and your M-O-N-E-Y. Hanging out with you is better than playing doctor." And yes, Merry Christmas!

RS said...

HK looks pathetic asking VB to take him back. He would not be doing such if he did not play with fire!

jade worldwide said...

joke ang tingin ng madlang dotors kay HK - butt of the jokes siya sa forum nila. But curiously silent about the love triangle that led to an overzealous arm wrestling, he,he,he.

happy new year!