Kids, the patola vine who is still diguised as a gay intern in an elf costume has been working over time at the ER (In fact, not one but TWO hospitals. Calling Dr. House and Dr. Arnie Klein!)
Grabe pala the work load kung intern....at grabe rin ang chismis!!
So waddaya ya wanna read first---the drugs or the violence?
Maybe let's do drugs first because it is connected to my previous story on Hayden Kho and Vicky Belo which once again, yup, boys and gheys, you read it here first before it came out in www.pep.ph (look for it--it's all in Tagalog and very long). They only posted today at noon while thanks to the impish patola vine, I knew this two days ago but posted yesterday before 8PM French time simply because I thought it was unimportant...Like--do I even care who these people are? Does my face need help? (yes!) I guess now I should pay attention!!
OKAY--let's get into the drugs first and pep.ph, no copying, okay??!! Get your own moles! I'm in France and you are in the Philippines so how come I get my stories first? And it's snowing, the planes are delayed, so no way can the patola vine get here except by flying carpet!
So as the patola vine was saying, H--K-- has been in prison (ay---hospital pala) for about a week for a suicide attempt due to positive overdose of cocaine, marijuana, shabu and 30 sleeping pills. My, my...when he gets out he better think of changing careers and becoming a dealer. Now I know why my suicide attempt using baby aspirin did not work! You need a LOT of drugs pala to REALLY DIE!!
The good news is, Vicky Belo came to visit him this week---how sweet! Makes your rubber heart really melt.....AND the nurses love him! That's even sweeter! Bring out the oxygen masks!!
Now let's get to the unspeakably fuggly affair at the East Avenue Medical Center involving two doctors, an ex-c0n turned doctor (you don't want HIM treating you!) and a broken arm....tsk tsk...Brian Grazer, are you listening....
The Patola Vine (yes, he is everywhere--next he'll be at the morgue!) reports that a female doctor, let's call her Dr. Chin-chiminey incited her ex-con doctor boyfriend (this is the guy you don't want treating you) to break the arm of a surgeon and chief resident (this is the guy who should be treating you but he's hurt!).
This guy ain't no traditional Chinese medicine bone setter, okay?
He a thug!
Why all this violence at a Kriz-muss party pa! Jealousy, perhaps?
A surgeon needs his hands and arms but if he can use his feet to operate they would have given him a bad pedicure!
Anyway, the thug-doctor DID NOT manage to break the surgeon's arm but it's now on a sling, poor thing!
(So if you go to East Avenue Medical Center and see a doctor with a sling---it's him! Da victim! Go say HI!)
It's bad enough to have an ex-con poking you and prescribing pills but Dr. Chin-chiminey has done worse. An opthalmologist by profession, she has been known to blind people over the course of her medical career because she thinks 'they are just charity patients....'
Ah, ganoon, ha? She ain't gettin' near my new prescription Alain Miklis....
Maybe she hasn't heard that charity begins at home then she should blind her family first! Her dad is an architect. Maybe you also might not want him near your house!