Thursday, July 17, 2008

YOYO Is NOT g-a-y?????


DID IT EVAH! OCCUR TO YOUS THAT YOYO TAN COULD NOT BE gay????
Even without being seen with boys???
1) coloured hair that changes like a light show and inspired a now-shut Chinese restaurant also owned by social mountaineers who also own an ice cream shop that sell expired and expensive ice cream
2) clothes that would be welcome on the Oscars red carpet...for the costumes of Priscilla Queen of the Desert
3) the incredible ability to know his 'good angle' for the papps--right now the only angle he's gonna need is a story out of this happy (because I can't say gay) mess
Ah but of course...perhaps he is just like Dame Edna who is straight and Oz-trailian
AY OO NGA PALA----I forgot...clean alpine air must be affecting my brain....
Magbabati lang ako sa Social Sheriff....
MABUHAY KA SOCIAL SHERIFF...have you shopped (the social interlopers) till you dropped????
THE ANSWER TO AN EXPLOSIVE QUESTION LIES IN ONE OF THE STATEMENTS ABOVE....abangan......

9 comments:

gp said...

Gay? Yoyo is gay?

I thought the kid was a dyke.

Oh well...

Oriellini said...

he is the most fabulous dyke out there,at least for people who doesn't even know what "style and class" is all about.Put him/her between STanley of SATC and between John Lapuz(a pinoy gay hhost of some showbiz talk show with yet another gay host..paminta ba)he'll look like a Korean/fugly/orange/yellow colred hair/whatever clothes his wearing/i don't care...a FEDEX gay/guy or more of a LBC delivery boy/gay or even a Shakey's janitor.Yoyoy will end-up on the list of OUT Magazines worst bottom-performer for a FIlipino-made gay porn STARRING monkeys from his social circle.PEACE!!!

Cha said...

is this TY?
ano va? he is gay! screaming faggot! na lumaki na ang ulo. eventologist my ass. i heard he now goes to victory. hoy mahiya ka naman, cokehead!
you need to go to rehab!

oriellini
the other host at showbiz central is gay! sa tv lang hindi. i saw him at podium before w/ his family and tlgang gay! i wonder if his twin will get hawa. hahaha!
he used to take up fashion design in the US @ dun xa nagkakalat ng kavadingan but his monster mom told him to fix n shape up n go home to PI.

more power kitty!

xtin said...

oh but i heard him say in mo twister's radio show a couple of years ago that he is NOT gay. he was making(up) this story that he had pictures of him and this supposedly hot asian model making out and sh*t. now, that was convincing. pweh.

jade worldwide said...

that was hilarious...social mountaineers...they must carry a lot of baggage...

Cha said...

he tapped out when Mo asked him the million dollar question. nyahahaha! he poses as metro pero ghey tlga! i know him back then from her best friend when he was just mceeing @ events. it was the wedding of her best friend HU.

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collinfongjr said...

My God Yoyo Tan also known as TY is really a gay. He Has a boyfriend ok like me im also a gay I can easily distinguise if a person is a gay or not. TY is really a gay. He cant even pretend to be straight. Why dont he admit that he is a gay in the public

cynical chick said...

pag sinabing ni tim yap na di sya bading.. kukulog kikidlat parang sinabi na rin ni celine na di sya anak sa labas!!! pweh! mga in denial. ano ngayon kung bakla sya? would it make him lesser than what he is now? pwede ba rock bottom ang kabaduyan nya.

si RG na kambal ni RG eh certified badaf! nagkalat kaya yan nun nag aaral sila ni RG sa california. sinusuot nya mga damit ni Futta at Ruffa pala :P