or in English slang, 'frenemies..."
My, my girls and gheys!! Just as I thought it was safe for me to go into the water in my Eres bikini, we find out that the waters are not only filled with algae but with bullshit!!
So I had to retreat! Retreat! Retreat back to the beach house in my Allegra Hicks cover-up while clutching my Jack Rogers sandals!
JOS KO!! With all that happened this week, I am looking forward to my working vacation next week where I will begin writing my much dreaded book three whose working title is......(as morning AM radio DJ Deo Macalma would say)....SA SUSUNOD NA!!
Believe me, I dread writing it as much as the people in the book will dread reading it!!!!
Heinous-way, didn't you kiddies think that last week was such a roller-coaster on the Pinoy-centered blogosphere that Arianna Huffington could only wish she had that much action on her blog?
Okay--let me put the movie together for Mario J. delos Reyes
Act 1: Gorrell goes on a much needed vacation
(meanwhile, his blog rages on about issues concerning Tim Yap and Jenni Epperson being rude to another Pinoy girl)
Act 2: (simultaneous so maybe we might need 2 cameras)
camera 1: Mabuhay Shoppingera comes out of the Claude Montana shoulder pad look and declares that she will expose the identities of Chikatime editors and their credit card information!!! (OH NO!!!) ---- theme from The Omen
camera 2 (this better be the one in technicolor, digital with photoshop!!) : Chikatime goes off the blogosphere and gives 'only by invitation' notice
ACT 3: PANIC IN THE DISCO!!! (Read: the blogosphere not Louie Y's clubs and certainly NOT Embassy!! )
(you can just steal footage from War of the Worlds not including the monster or Outbreak including the monkeys)
Act 4: All my media--phone, internet, wrinkled fez---are inundated with questions about Chikatime and if I could possibly intercede for them like Padre Pio does with God...
First of all, if I ain't granted a sainthood or a knighthood, I ain't lifting a finger.
(btw, direk, I have chosen Weng Weng to play me or Pee Wee Herman for international release)
Act 5: Chikatime CLOSES for REAL (but i am still secretly hoping they will sprout again like weeds or white hair)
Supposedly someone ratted to the NBI about their cybercrime of 'libel' but who knows for sure!!!
(More on my theories this week when I have more time to formulate lies or better yet, FIND OUT about the LIES!)
FINAL ACT: Mabuhay Shoppingera explains herself in her blog in response to Gorrell's blog (which is really no concern of mine because it is between them and the world, but you guys go ahead and read it). And Gorrell declares one word:
MY QUESTION OF THE WEEK: Am I the last bitch standing? WHHEELL! It's not like I'm not used to it....It's just that I have to..you know....get my claws sharpened at Hortaleza. Only Padre Pio knows how long THAT will take!!
MEANWHILE in thickness (all our brains) and in stealth, something from Asia has filtered into international media .. NO, no, no... I am not talking about Kung Fu Panda!!!
While we were looking for Chikatime the way we look for the perfect jacket or a cocaine fix in Singapore....
Our very own Bryan Boy who is already a big name in cyberspace and among niche traditional publications received his beautiful BB bag --ostrich, no less---from none other than Marc 'Mangkukulam" Jacobs, THE MJ of MJ and LV!
BB may be the inspiration behind the bag and behind the ads currently being ran in a glossy near you. Just open that magazine next to you in the beauty shop, ijot!
(see photos above from his website laid out next to the current ad campaign--SAY NIYO??)
But for me, the dedicated follower of fashion--well, becasue it's my job, okay!!
The bigger story was from WWD (see clipping) where they published a very cute photo AND story of Bryan Boy and the BB bag but did not put a photo of Neiman-Marcus honcho Burt Tansky receiving some European Award. Meanwhile, the BB news brief came ahead of Diane von Furstenberg's 'nanny memo' to the CFDA about tardiness of shows at NY Fashion Week...
(this is a fault Mangkukulam Jacobs has been known for!) But this is no concern of yours kasi hindi naman kayo invited!
QUESTION #2: DA WHO is this Richard Gutierrez who took the Tim-onyo to church?
What is the difference between him and Richard Gomez aside from name and body type?
Yan lang pow....