Sunday, July 27, 2008

NEWS FROM SINGAPORE

My Singapore Squealers just revealed that YOYO TAN and the MABUHAY RUNNER.....have crossed the line and it ain't the finish line, homies.

Remember when they joined a run in Singapore that came out in a blog?
The event was part of a program sponsored by the Singapore government.
Little did we know they were not running to lead the style pack but running for THEIR LIVES!!!

The Singapore Squealers tell me that both Yoyo and his Yaya have been blacklisted from events (read: junkettes) held by the Singapore Tourist Board.

Looks like the mega-powerful server of the government alerted them to the fact that both DID NOT DELIVER the stories they promised.

Well, I think it ain't SO bad because at least they did not just STAND and NOT DELIVER but they RAN and DID NOT DELIVER.

I am not against junkettes because the regional media do it. But what I am against is going on a junkette and NOT writing about it or going on one and having SOMEONE ELSE write it...

Maybe that's why they have to run faster now.....

The McDo deal of Yoyo Tan is also probably closed to cooked on a grill.

Anong order niyo?
Yan lang pow.

12 comments:

joy said...

Merece.
They should be blacklisted from events by all tourist boards worldwide.

Cha said...

crime doesn't pay!
just when they thought they could lie to the SG govt.. ha! not!
feeling lang nila but their days are numbered.
pagnahuli sila, nobody will believe them. ang mga masura dapat nasa basurahan!

Twilight Zone said...

Yay lol

purplePRINCEdiaries said...

God knows HUDAS nat pay!

and in the words of the CHIKATIME ghels (may their chismosa souls rest wherever they want)


YUN NA!

Brian said...

Bye Bye Tim.
Yaya?
Oh Kitty, I'm dying with laughter.
Yaya?
Oh yes yes!

Bx

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Brian said...

Hahahahahaha!!! Bitter... ME?...Oh I think not.
But you sound like you need some therapy lover.
I can suggest some killer drugs you can take. One big gulp.
Down the hatch.
And you can slumber for eternity....

Is that you MMM?
Ridge over troubled waters?
Jenni on the block head?
Yo Yo little dick perhaps?

Respect your elders peasant.

Bx

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

andy said...
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sunny said...

Gosh, I can see some people are sooo scared of kitty's next book that's why they hate her.

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constipated glitterati said...

Nice naman usapan dito. Comments pa lang telenovela na.

Anyhow, just want to say that I'm really enjoying Kitty's books...very hilarious and scandalous. Is there a 3rd book ba?